Things you won't hear Berliners say.

This is an amazing, and incredibly accurate, example of things you will never hear spoken in Berlin which made me giggle this morning. The list was published by The Hundert after collating contributions from this facebook group.
Some of my favourites include:
– “Echt? Also meine Nachbarn sind alle Normal!” (Really, but all my neighbours are normal! …See our earlier post about our lovely neighbour for case in point!)
-“Ich muss gehen. Muss Morgen früh leider raus” (I’ve got to go, I have to be out early in the morning)
and
– “Was hier im Kiez noch fehlt ist ein Bioladen!” (All that’s missing here in this area is an organic food shop!)
It’s got me thinking about some of the things you would never hear people say in London – “I love the cosiness of Oxford Street station in the afternoons” or “The drinks here are so cheap!”. Can you come up with any?